Sure she looks a bit like Sadie Lou, but don’t tell her that. Ms. Wonkita tends to be a tad bit on the touchy side about references to Sadie Lou (’specially when she’s been out drinking).

Don’t let her good looks fool you she’s been in the sack with half that other Pajamas Crowd, who hasn’t? Anyhoo, after acquiring quite the “little black book” and notes on everybody’s fetishes La Femme Wonkita is often able to scoop even Charlie (who enjoys being called a naughty schoolgirl for some reason) himself on stories.